iamfuckinggreat ([info]iamfuckinggreat) wrote,
2005-11-08 04:31:00
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Oh Hell Yes.

Okay so it is late and I am sick and awake between bouts with unconsciousness. Here are some horrible tattoos and a little commentary on them:
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Nothing quite screams "White trash" like a Nascar tattoo. I think the best part of this is that it is the same number car, meaning the tattoos were updated so that they wouldn't be seen as outdated at the races. God some people live sad lives. The worst part is is that I'm sure she has children. POor bastards.

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Oh hey look its a tattoo of my binders from when I was 16! I really love how "Randy Rhoads" is misspelled. Man, this guy is metal \m/
By the way if this was me I would have put Skid Row right above my butt for intentional hilarity rather than accidental like this guy has.

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You know, I appreciate what thig guy was trying to do....It seems like he was trying to combine all of his loves into one mural. His daughter, the blocks that say Courtney; his country, the two hands with the unkh colored as the American flag; and Star Wars. But man that tattoo is shitty. He might of well have gotten a cowboy riding a dinosaur next to a hot rod filled with Gummi bears, which is just as random, but much MUCH cooler.


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I'm pretty sure even Jesus hates that guy.

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Indeed.

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If you tell me that alcohol or drugs did not influence the decision to get this done you are a fucking liar.

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Ladies, this is Mr. Cool Ice. Here is a back view.

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Start lining up and asking for a wedding ring, and if Mr. Cool Ice deems you worthy he might let you touch him.

Alright I am not sure what the story is on this last tattoo, but I don't want to know it. This crosses the line from being stupid to being just plain old fucking hilarious:

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[info]shooples08

November 8 2005, 12:44:15 UTC 6 years ago

My favorite part is that Mr Cool Ice has sunglasses tatooed on the back of his head. what an idiot!

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 12:52:02 UTC 6 years ago

my favorite is that he has "Mr. Cool Ice" tattooed on his body seven times.

[info]the_myrmidon

November 14 2005, 18:33:34 UTC 6 years ago

hilarious

[info]joncopeland

November 8 2005, 14:22:58 UTC 6 years ago

I like the " no whimps" tattoo. the fact that it is on a flabby arm makes it all the better.

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 15:32:31 UTC 6 years ago

I can imagine you having a tattoo like this. Especially after your weight training class.

[info]joncopeland

November 8 2005, 15:37:39 UTC 6 years ago

i changed it to british lit, i don't want to be around jocks 3 days a week for 3 months

[info]theincomparable

November 8 2005, 14:31:04 UTC 6 years ago

What the hell is going on with the McDonald's one?

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 15:31:57 UTC 6 years ago

dude, no clue.

[info]ilovekelso523

November 8 2005, 17:22:15 UTC 6 years ago

The first one is actually a picture of my back, thanks for making fun of it

[info]crazy_sucka

November 8 2005, 20:19:43 UTC 6 years ago

If that is true, you are gross and old.

[info]noraabungle

November 8 2005, 17:22:42 UTC 6 years ago

I've seen the Mr. Cool Ice and House of Pain ones before... but the stupidity of them never cease to amaze me.

I really hope the Mr. Cool Ice one is fake. I mean... WHY get the same thing 8 fuckin' times???

I have to stop looking at it... if I do any longer my head will 'splode.

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 23:02:41 UTC 6 years ago

As far as I know the Mr. Cool Ice is completely legit, there is video of the guy getting it done. Plus he is German. And by the way its House of Hair, not House of Pain.

[info]captain_ryan

November 8 2005, 20:02:52 UTC 6 years ago

I still like the idea of tattooing a tuxedo over your body. "What's that you're wearing?" "Oh, that's my birthday suit."

Hey, John. What time is it?

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 23:04:44 UTC 6 years ago

Party time, baby.

[info]the_myrmidon

November 14 2005, 18:34:53 UTC 6 years ago

when ... i'll play poker to win the money to pay for the monocle ... deal?

[info]crazy_sucka

November 8 2005, 20:21:50 UTC 6 years ago

I enjoy the fact that the guy with the mural tattoo actually had to write the words at the bottom, so that anyone looking at it might have some sort of clue as to what was happening there.

Also, I fucking love the McDonalds and Ray Romano ones.

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 23:07:20 UTC 6 years ago

yeah, that one has to be the most fucking schizophrenic ridiculous tattoo I've ever seen. I think what happened is he got the blocks first, then was like, "Well that's kind of gay, I need something cool to balance it out" So he got the hands and the unkh. "Still not enough", says he. So he gets some Star Wars.

[info]emiliefolds

November 8 2005, 22:42:18 UTC 6 years ago

why didn't you include someone with monocle tattooed on his face?

[info]iamfuckinggreat

November 8 2005, 23:07:52 UTC 6 years ago

Because I couldn't find anyone fucking cool enough, like honestly who else but me was cool enough to have that idea?

[info]mindofmyown5

November 8 2005, 23:19:47 UTC 6 years ago

that was beautiful...

[info]school_night

November 11 2005, 18:24:17 UTC 6 years ago

please get "Skid Row" tattooed right above your butt

[info]the_myrmidon

November 14 2005, 18:35:33 UTC 6 years ago

please give us more ...

[info]theincomparable

December 13 2005, 00:26:24 UTC 6 years ago

That first one, is that from soups? I see the sandwich, and I'm lame and curious.

That fucking Ray Romano tattoo. Sheesh.
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